So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….

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Even Maxim “readers” agree that is one fine woman.
“It was my first time in elaborate drag. Two guys pressed in on my ribs and then a third one put duct tape across my chest to give me a waist. Then they said, ‘Stick your ass out as far as you can toward the camera. Let’s get a booty.’ When I was finally made up with the outfit and the high heels, I was disturbingly attracted to myself.”
Jesus Stephen…
OH JESUS.
THAT’S. OH. MY. GOD.
I DIDN’T EVEN RECOGNIZE HIM.
#Stephen ColbertWAIT WHAT.
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yeah it’s from Wigfield - and the reason he’s wearing so many pairs of pantyhose is he refused to shave his legs :P
i’m gonna call him Stephanie from now on.
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I think I laughed and cried too much from this. Bless you, Stephanie
Oh my GOD at first I thought it was just a guy in drag explaining about how he did it but oh my fucking fuck STEPHEN COLBERT YOU ARE A WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING
Mother of god
I DIDN’T EVEN THINK IT WAS A GUY AT FIRST
JFC STEPHEN
Damn, she’s got really nice eyes and a nice booty too-
STEPHEN FUCKING COLBERT?????
“What a nice butt—” I said to myself before scrolling down and reading the comments. “Oh, Stephen Colbert. What a nice butt you have.”
[10:58:21 PM] aaaaaaaaashleee: Say hi to Stephen Colbert
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[10:59:59 PM] aaaaaaaaashleee: that’s what I said](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx1xmapxCJ1qhsgpho1_250.jpg)




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Beautiful~ <3](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m46qhsN2sv1qd91ado1_250.jpg)